It's not willpower

Thank goodness. I've used up all my willpower and the cupboard is empty. I'm reading Dr. Phil again because my weight is inching up and he says, losing weight forever does not depend on willpower. You know how sometimes you are so broke that you can't even add up the pennies to buy a hamberger at McDonalds, well that's the state of my willpower bank--it is all spent--there's not even dust at the bottom of the purse. It's time to kick it to the next level. I think that means sports. I've never been too good at sports. Too bad giving speeches doesn't use up a lot of calories.