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So Adrienne told you all about the mouse. I haven't seen it or any evidence of it, but every little noise is suspect and I hired an exterminator. While I was at it I asked for a termite inspection too. Same price, but two different guys. They'll come the same day, but I missed the part about two guys, so when one guys calls and says he'll be late, but the other guy is there, I'm cancelling the guy on the phone who gets the message and gets upset and calls back and I call him back and finally we are both at our phones and he explains--two guys. Reschedule him for Saturday. The first guy left traps all over the place (no mice took the bait and it's even chocolate) and will pick them up a third time scheduled on Monday. Meanwhile the dog is not barking at anything in the house, but barks like crazy if there's a person or animal within a block of our house outside. I think the mouse found greener pastures elsewhere--although he's probably kicking himself for missing out on chocolate.
The mouse guy also sprayed for spiders. Now our house has always been a spider magnet and not just run of the mill, ordinary spiders--we get black widow spiders. We've even had the police tell us to get our trees sprayed for black widow spiders. What the police were doing in the back yard and why they spent enough time to care about spiders there is more story than I am willing to go into at this point, but it was freaky to say the least.
Anyway, several years ago I bought a spider vacuum. That's right a vacuum to scoop up spiders. I have used it religiously for years (in the house--I don't trust black widow spiders not to escape and find me--so I don't go looking for them outside). I have to admit, I don't see too many spiders in the house anymore. Crickets, yes. Lots and lots of crickets in the house, but not too many spiders. So last month when I saw a large, ugly black spider in the shower, I decided that I was willing to pay someone to get rid of them. So the mouse guy sprayed for spiders. Mind you I've seen one spider in the past year. Last night I killed a spider on my desk. He was suspiciously close to the bag of potato chips that Erika sent to Adrienne for her birthday (that Adrienne was nice enough to share with me). This morning I killed another spider in the kitchen, also suspiciously close to the rest of the chips that Erika sent to Adrienne. One step forward, two steps back.
The refridgerator, not to be outdone by spiders, has been acting up. We have a puddle of ice in the bottom of the freezer and everything on the bottom shelf is stuck in solid ice. Not optimal freezer conditions. Adrienne defrosted and cleaned it out--twice. So we finally had to admit, no it wasn't the result of a power outage (that we get due to the Santa Ana winds occasionally), but the sign of a more serious ice despenser problem. So I call a refridgerator guy. He's coming the same day as the mouse guy, but between different hours. Luckily Adrienne is going to be home babysitting Caitlyn all day, so no problem. And he doesn't come. And he doesn't come. And the time frame he was supposed to come passes. So I call the main office. He should be there I'm told. Then I realize that there's a message on my cell phone. I can barely make out that someone named Ceasar is calling and I figure, that must be the fridge guy. So Ceasar shows up about an hour late. He cleans out the line to the ice maker and charges his outrageous fee and tells us that it should be fine now. Goodbye Ceasar. I have a cup of ice that night and everything in the freezer has frost all over it. Well, I guess he had to leave it open to fix it, but didn't think it was so long that we had to empty the freezer--Ok, I get that. The ice is a little low, but it probably takes time to fill up--no problem. THIS MORNING, there's no ice. Open up the freezer to see the problem--the freezer has been turned off. The fridge guy must have turned off the freezer to fix it and then never turned it back on. This is our second throw away everything in the freezer fiasco (our first being in the garage where the freezer is plugged into an outlet that was controlled by a switch that we never used and that I turned off without realizing when I cleaned the garage.) One step forward... you get the idea.
And then there's the news. I went to college at UCLA. All the guys at the office and in Kiwanis know I went to UCLA and since I like basketball, they expect me to know all about college basketball. I know NOTHING about college basketball, except that it vaguely resembles the game played in the NBA. From chatter in the hallways, I picked up that UCLA has a really good team this year. We're in March madness. UCLA won their games so far and they were playing last night, but there's always talk about how deep the field is (do you like the jargon I have picked up without knowing anything about the subject--they don't give law degrees to just anybody.) So my job on Friday morning is to know #1, did UCLA win? #2 how close was the game and #3 are there any chocolate chip cookies left. I had to go to court this morning and it was a very long drive, so I have plenty of time to listen to the radio and get my first two questions answered. Except that I was listening to NPR and I guess the outcome of Ucla's game was not national news. I was on my way back to the office and I still hadn't heard the score. I was starting to get desparate, so I changed to KN something, something--all news all the time, but they were doing traffic and weather on the fives and by golly there's not much time for anything else when you have to do commercials in between. (Although I did hear that two sisters were killed in a car crash after inhaling laughing gas at a party. Ewue.) So I changed the channel again and again and never found sports. My gas tank was on empty for more than twenty miles (my cushion), but I couldn't stop for gas, because I needed to hear the news. Nada. I walked into the office and the sports page was on the table in the reception area--UCLA won--it was a nailbiter, but they pulled it off (that's just from the headline). And someone put two chocolate chip cookies on my desk. Life is good.
The mouse guy also sprayed for spiders. Now our house has always been a spider magnet and not just run of the mill, ordinary spiders--we get black widow spiders. We've even had the police tell us to get our trees sprayed for black widow spiders. What the police were doing in the back yard and why they spent enough time to care about spiders there is more story than I am willing to go into at this point, but it was freaky to say the least.
Anyway, several years ago I bought a spider vacuum. That's right a vacuum to scoop up spiders. I have used it religiously for years (in the house--I don't trust black widow spiders not to escape and find me--so I don't go looking for them outside). I have to admit, I don't see too many spiders in the house anymore. Crickets, yes. Lots and lots of crickets in the house, but not too many spiders. So last month when I saw a large, ugly black spider in the shower, I decided that I was willing to pay someone to get rid of them. So the mouse guy sprayed for spiders. Mind you I've seen one spider in the past year. Last night I killed a spider on my desk. He was suspiciously close to the bag of potato chips that Erika sent to Adrienne for her birthday (that Adrienne was nice enough to share with me). This morning I killed another spider in the kitchen, also suspiciously close to the rest of the chips that Erika sent to Adrienne. One step forward, two steps back.
The refridgerator, not to be outdone by spiders, has been acting up. We have a puddle of ice in the bottom of the freezer and everything on the bottom shelf is stuck in solid ice. Not optimal freezer conditions. Adrienne defrosted and cleaned it out--twice. So we finally had to admit, no it wasn't the result of a power outage (that we get due to the Santa Ana winds occasionally), but the sign of a more serious ice despenser problem. So I call a refridgerator guy. He's coming the same day as the mouse guy, but between different hours. Luckily Adrienne is going to be home babysitting Caitlyn all day, so no problem. And he doesn't come. And he doesn't come. And the time frame he was supposed to come passes. So I call the main office. He should be there I'm told. Then I realize that there's a message on my cell phone. I can barely make out that someone named Ceasar is calling and I figure, that must be the fridge guy. So Ceasar shows up about an hour late. He cleans out the line to the ice maker and charges his outrageous fee and tells us that it should be fine now. Goodbye Ceasar. I have a cup of ice that night and everything in the freezer has frost all over it. Well, I guess he had to leave it open to fix it, but didn't think it was so long that we had to empty the freezer--Ok, I get that. The ice is a little low, but it probably takes time to fill up--no problem. THIS MORNING, there's no ice. Open up the freezer to see the problem--the freezer has been turned off. The fridge guy must have turned off the freezer to fix it and then never turned it back on. This is our second throw away everything in the freezer fiasco (our first being in the garage where the freezer is plugged into an outlet that was controlled by a switch that we never used and that I turned off without realizing when I cleaned the garage.) One step forward... you get the idea.
And then there's the news. I went to college at UCLA. All the guys at the office and in Kiwanis know I went to UCLA and since I like basketball, they expect me to know all about college basketball. I know NOTHING about college basketball, except that it vaguely resembles the game played in the NBA. From chatter in the hallways, I picked up that UCLA has a really good team this year. We're in March madness. UCLA won their games so far and they were playing last night, but there's always talk about how deep the field is (do you like the jargon I have picked up without knowing anything about the subject--they don't give law degrees to just anybody.) So my job on Friday morning is to know #1, did UCLA win? #2 how close was the game and #3 are there any chocolate chip cookies left. I had to go to court this morning and it was a very long drive, so I have plenty of time to listen to the radio and get my first two questions answered. Except that I was listening to NPR and I guess the outcome of Ucla's game was not national news. I was on my way back to the office and I still hadn't heard the score. I was starting to get desparate, so I changed to KN something, something--all news all the time, but they were doing traffic and weather on the fives and by golly there's not much time for anything else when you have to do commercials in between. (Although I did hear that two sisters were killed in a car crash after inhaling laughing gas at a party. Ewue.) So I changed the channel again and again and never found sports. My gas tank was on empty for more than twenty miles (my cushion), but I couldn't stop for gas, because I needed to hear the news. Nada. I walked into the office and the sports page was on the table in the reception area--UCLA won--it was a nailbiter, but they pulled it off (that's just from the headline). And someone put two chocolate chip cookies on my desk. Life is good.
posted by KathrynVH @ 11:09 AM
2 Comments:
At April 1, 2008 at 5:26 PM,
Marcel said…
At the time you wrote this Xavior, Sean's school, was also in the tournament. He probably knows less about basketball than you do.
An increase in spiders after you hire an exterminator? Very suspicious. Did he spray something that spiders take as "Come out, come out wherever you are."
You are the only one I know that listens to NPR.
Freezers turn off during hurricanes in Florida and when they do the meat is cooked right away, the neighbors are invited, and it gets consumed before it goes bad. Two days is not too long, I would eat it.
At April 4, 2008 at 9:02 PM,
Sean M. said…
Yep, you're right, Xavier was in the tournament. I'm not a basketball person either, but I did watch our last two games, the last of which was against UCLA. And as you probably already knew, UCLA won that game. Great for you, not so good for me. But hey, I'm not a basketball person unless either of "my" teams are playing (those would be Xavier and U. of TN).
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